That headline made me smile lots, so I stole it from Think Progress. My mental image was some complicated gasoline-powered baby-removing device, but actually it was about a woman who lived three blocks from the hospital where her child was born and was prohibited from walking him home. The hospital said it was too dangerous.
In addition to that ridiculous story, please enjoy this military cover of Rolling in the Deep:
Let no one say Republicans don't support the arts. They just support the arts if the arts budget is hidden inside the Department of Defense budget.